note to body from self

note to body from self: you have my full permission to fall ill on 4th november. you do not have permission to fall ill before that. once you do fall ill you may remain ill for 2 or at the most 3 days. you cannot be so ill that you cannot do the dishes or the laundry or cleaning the apartment. you do not have permission to fall ill after the weekend. so if you have the desire to fall ill, please take the opportunity to do so on this weekend. (weekend being saturday onwards). alternatively you also have the option to fall ill next weekend. and if you fall ill next weekend you have the opportunity to fall ill for an extra day.