need to get out

God i need to get out of this country where the opening line of any guy trying to hit on u is the classic "i want to make friendship with you". please note the use of "make".... i want to make friendship, not have or be or become..... but make friendship! well i guess its better than the "i want to do friendship with u"... i mean how do u "do" friendship :P ugh

and how do u get rid of persistent assholes. ignoring doesnt work. the rude replies dont work. the ur a little kid doesnt work. u cant race away in ur car because u r walking in your street, and the dumbass is stalking u. aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh and the best part..... they dont hear what u r saying. i mean u say "i dont want to talk to u", they hear "im dying to talk to u". u say "go away" and they hear "please stalk me and follow me to my house". u say "u r a kid adn i dont want to ever look at ur ugly face" and they hear "oh u are the answers to my prayers... i want to have a wild passionate affair with u". and of course the classic u are ignoring them and walking away after this painful non conversation and u dont say a word and somehow they hear "ok so i'll see you tommorrow"

note to self : gotta learn to be more rude