ok so im walking in the park like i do almost everyday. and this guy....this ooold guy passes me on the walking track and smiles at me. now im thinking...do i know this guy, is he some random neighbour of mine that i dont remember. anyways so on the next round when i pass him again i ignore him. third time he stops and starts talking to me. here is how the conversation goes :
Freaky park guy : why you not smile?
Me : uh...excuse me....
Freaky park guy : why (pause) you (pause) not (pause) smile ?
Me : um...cos i dont think i know you
Freaky park guy : so i have been seeing u here past few months. so u like walking. so why u not jog?
Me : eh....um....(at this point i slowly start backing away)
Freaky park guy : (looks me up and down) u look good. so why u walk alone?
Me : er.... (and im walking away...)
Freaky park guy : (calling after me...) u should listen to music while walking. u should also move your arms...it gives u good thrust!
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2 comments:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
i swear dis is funny every time i read it! =P
What a lame pick up line ;) I seriously think this society is freaky a decent person cant live a peaceful life, the nerve of him to say - 'it gives more thrust' next time you see him bash his head to the ground and call us fellow bloggers to sweep the murder scene clean - that should convey the message a lot better ;)
Wish you a safe walk-in the park next time around ;)
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